diff --git a/src/data/splash-messages.ts b/src/data/splash-messages.ts
index 5aac46ec19b..be0231ecdcc 100644
--- a/src/data/splash-messages.ts
+++ b/src/data/splash-messages.ts
@@ -1,8 +1,37 @@
-import i18next from "i18next";
-
 //#region Interfaces/Types
 
-type Day = "01" | "02" | "03" | "04" | "05" | "06" | "07" | "08" | "09" | "10" | "11" | "12" | "13" | "14" | "15" | "16" | "17" | "18" | "19" | "20" | "21" | "22" | "23" | "24" | "25" | "26" | "27" | "28" | "29" | "30" | "31";
+type Day =
+  | "01"
+  | "02"
+  | "03"
+  | "04"
+  | "05"
+  | "06"
+  | "07"
+  | "08"
+  | "09"
+  | "10"
+  | "11"
+  | "12"
+  | "13"
+  | "14"
+  | "15"
+  | "16"
+  | "17"
+  | "18"
+  | "19"
+  | "20"
+  | "21"
+  | "22"
+  | "23"
+  | "24"
+  | "25"
+  | "26"
+  | "27"
+  | "28"
+  | "29"
+  | "30"
+  | "31";
 type Month = "Jan" | "Feb" | "Mar" | "Apr" | "May" | "Jun" | "Jul" | "Aug" | "Sep" | "Oct" | "Nov" | "Dec";
 
 /**
@@ -28,76 +57,72 @@ const BATTLES_WON_WEIGHT_MULTIPLIER = 10;
 /** The weight multiplier for the seasonal splash messages */
 const SEASONAL_WEIGHT_MULTIPLIER = 10;
 
-//#endregion
+//#region Common Messages
+
+const commonSplashMessages = [
+  ...Array(BATTLES_WON_WEIGHT_MULTIPLIER).fill("battlesWon"),
+  "joinTheDiscord",
+  "infiniteLevels",
+  "everythingStacks",
+  "optionalSaveScumming",
+  "biomes",
+  "openSource",
+  "playWithSpeed",
+  "liveBugTesting",
+  "heavyInfluence",
+  "pokemonRiskAndPokemonRain",
+  "nowWithMoreSalt",
+  "infiniteFusionAtHome",
+  "brokenEggMoves",
+  "magnificent",
+  "mubstitute",
+  "thatsCrazy",
+  "oranceJuice",
+  "questionableBalancing",
+  "coolShaders",
+  "aiFree",
+  "suddenDifficultySpikes",
+  "basedOnAnUnfinishedFlashGame",
+  "moreAddictiveThanIntended",
+  "mostlyConsistentSeeds",
+  "achievementPointsDontDoAnything",
+  "youDoNotStartAtLevel",
+  "dontTalkAboutTheManaphyEggIncident",
+  "alsoTryPokengine",
+  "alsoTryEmeraldRogue",
+  "alsoTryRadicalRed",
+  "eeveeExpo",
+  "ynoproject",
+  "breedersInSpace",
+];
+
+//#region Seasonal Messages
 
 const seasonalSplashMessages: Season[] = [
   {
     name: "Halloween",
     start: "15-Sep",
     end: "31-Oct",
-    messages: [
-      // add messages here. E.g. "splashMessages:happyHalloween"
-    ],
+    messages: ["halloween.pumpkaboosAbout", "halloween.mayContainSpiders", "halloween.spookyScaryDuskulls"],
   },
   {
     name: "XMAS",
     start: "01-Dec",
     end: "26-Dec",
-    messages: [
-      // add messages here. E.g. "splashMessages:happyHolidays"
-    ],
+    messages: ["xmas.happyHolidays", "xmas.delibirdSeason"],
   },
   {
     name: "New Year's",
     start: "01-Jan",
     end: "31-Jan",
-    messages: [
-      // add messages here. E.g. "splashMessages:happyNewYear"
-    ],
+    messages: ["newYears.happyNewYear"],
   },
 ];
 
-export function getBattleCountSplashMessage(): string {
-  return `{COUNT} ${i18next.t("splashMessages:battlesWon")}`;
-}
+//#endregion
 
 export function getSplashMessages(): string[] {
-  const splashMessages = Array(BATTLES_WON_WEIGHT_MULTIPLIER).fill(getBattleCountSplashMessage());
-  splashMessages.push(
-    i18next.t("splashMessages:joinTheDiscord"),
-    i18next.t("splashMessages:infiniteLevels"),
-    i18next.t("splashMessages:everythingStacks"),
-    i18next.t("splashMessages:optionalSaveScumming"),
-    i18next.t("splashMessages:biomes"),
-    i18next.t("splashMessages:openSource"),
-    i18next.t("splashMessages:playWithSpeed"),
-    i18next.t("splashMessages:liveBugTesting"),
-    i18next.t("splashMessages:heavyInfluence"),
-    i18next.t("splashMessages:pokemonRiskAndPokemonRain"),
-    i18next.t("splashMessages:nowWithMoreSalt"),
-    i18next.t("splashMessages:infiniteFusionAtHome"),
-    i18next.t("splashMessages:brokenEggMoves"),
-    i18next.t("splashMessages:magnificent"),
-    i18next.t("splashMessages:mubstitute"),
-    i18next.t("splashMessages:thatsCrazy"),
-    i18next.t("splashMessages:oranceJuice"),
-    i18next.t("splashMessages:questionableBalancing"),
-    i18next.t("splashMessages:coolShaders"),
-    i18next.t("splashMessages:aiFree"),
-    i18next.t("splashMessages:suddenDifficultySpikes"),
-    i18next.t("splashMessages:basedOnAnUnfinishedFlashGame"),
-    i18next.t("splashMessages:moreAddictiveThanIntended"),
-    i18next.t("splashMessages:mostlyConsistentSeeds"),
-    i18next.t("splashMessages:achievementPointsDontDoAnything"),
-    i18next.t("splashMessages:youDoNotStartAtLevel"),
-    i18next.t("splashMessages:dontTalkAboutTheManaphyEggIncident"),
-    i18next.t("splashMessages:alsoTryPokengine"),
-    i18next.t("splashMessages:alsoTryEmeraldRogue"),
-    i18next.t("splashMessages:alsoTryRadicalRed"),
-    i18next.t("splashMessages:eeveeExpo"),
-    i18next.t("splashMessages:ynoproject"),
-    i18next.t("splashMessages:breedersInSpace")
-  );
+  const splashMessages: string[] = [...commonSplashMessages];
 
   // add seasonal splash messages if the season is active
   for (const { name, start, end, messages } of seasonalSplashMessages) {
@@ -106,13 +131,13 @@ export function getSplashMessages(): string[] {
     const endDate = new Date(`${end}-${now.getFullYear()}`);
 
     if (now >= startDate && now <= endDate) {
-      console.log( `Adding ${messages.length} seasonal splash messages for`, name, `(weight: x${SEASONAL_WEIGHT_MULTIPLIER})` );
+      console.log(`Adding ${messages.length} ${name} splash messages (weight: x${SEASONAL_WEIGHT_MULTIPLIER})`);
       messages.forEach((message) => {
-        const weightedMessage = Array(SEASONAL_WEIGHT_MULTIPLIER).fill(i18next.t(message));
+        const weightedMessage = Array(SEASONAL_WEIGHT_MULTIPLIER).fill(message);
         splashMessages.push(...weightedMessage);
       });
     }
   }
 
-  return splashMessages;
+  return splashMessages.map((message) => `splashMessages:${message}`);
 }
diff --git a/src/locales/de/splash-messages.json b/src/locales/de/splash-messages.json
index ac3fd345f3f..ba126393ccb 100644
--- a/src/locales/de/splash-messages.json
+++ b/src/locales/de/splash-messages.json
@@ -1,5 +1,5 @@
 {
-  "battlesWon": "Kämpfe gewonnen!",
+  "battlesWon": "{{count, number}} Kämpfe gewonnen!",
   "joinTheDiscord": "Tritt dem Discord bei!",
   "infiniteLevels": "Unendliche Level!",
   "everythingStacks": "Alles stapelt sich!",
diff --git a/src/locales/en/splash-messages.json b/src/locales/en/splash-messages.json
index c0686e6ad75..168974525f8 100644
--- a/src/locales/en/splash-messages.json
+++ b/src/locales/en/splash-messages.json
@@ -1,5 +1,5 @@
 {
-  "battlesWon": "Battles Won!",
+  "battlesWon": "{{count, number}} Battles Won!",
   "joinTheDiscord": "Join the Discord!",
   "infiniteLevels": "Infinite Levels!",
   "everythingStacks": "Everything Stacks!",
@@ -32,5 +32,17 @@
   "alsoTryRadicalRed": "Also Try Radical Red!",
   "eeveeExpo": "Eevee Expo!",
   "ynoproject": "YNOproject!",
-  "breedersInSpace": "Breeders in space!"
+  "breedersInSpace": "Breeders in space!",
+  "halloween": {
+    "pumpkaboosAbout": "Pumpkaboos about!",
+    "mayContainSpiders": "May contain spiders!",
+    "spookyScaryDuskulls": "Spooky, Scary Duskulls!"
+  },
+  "xmas": {
+    "happyHolidays": "Happy Holidays!",
+    "delibirdSeason": "Delibird Season!"
+  },
+  "newYears": {
+    "happyNewYear": "Happy New Year!"
+  }
 }
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/src/locales/es/splash-messages.json b/src/locales/es/splash-messages.json
index b1d4820b06e..50cd987d862 100644
--- a/src/locales/es/splash-messages.json
+++ b/src/locales/es/splash-messages.json
@@ -1,5 +1,5 @@
 {
-  "battlesWon": "¡Batallas ganadas!",
+  "battlesWon": "¡{{count}} Batallas ganadas!",
   "joinTheDiscord": "¡Únete al Discord!",
   "infiniteLevels": "¡Niveles infinitos!",
   "everythingStacks": "¡Todo se acumula!",
diff --git a/src/locales/fr/splash-messages.json b/src/locales/fr/splash-messages.json
index 9dd3e86fb32..2ac85680e58 100644
--- a/src/locales/fr/splash-messages.json
+++ b/src/locales/fr/splash-messages.json
@@ -1,5 +1,5 @@
 {
-  "battlesWon": "combats gagnés !",
+  "battlesWon": "{{count, number}} combats gagnés !",
   "joinTheDiscord": "Rejoins le Discord !",
   "infiniteLevels": "Niveaux infinis !",
   "everythingStacks": "Tout se cumule !",
diff --git a/src/locales/it/splash-messages.json b/src/locales/it/splash-messages.json
index 55018d0ada0..d4b411241b6 100644
--- a/src/locales/it/splash-messages.json
+++ b/src/locales/it/splash-messages.json
@@ -1,5 +1,5 @@
 {
-  "battlesWon": "Battaglie Vinte!",
+  "battlesWon": "{{count, number}} Battaglie Vinte!",
   "joinTheDiscord": "Entra nel Discord!",
   "infiniteLevels": "Livelli Infiniti!",
   "everythingStacks": "Tutto si impila!",
diff --git a/src/locales/ja/splash-messages.json b/src/locales/ja/splash-messages.json
index b7378e7a916..6f95e3859b8 100644
--- a/src/locales/ja/splash-messages.json
+++ b/src/locales/ja/splash-messages.json
@@ -1,5 +1,5 @@
 {
-  "battlesWon": "Battles Won!",
+  "battlesWon": "{{count, number}} Battles Won!",
   "joinTheDiscord": "Join the Discord!",
   "infiniteLevels": "Infinite Levels!",
   "everythingStacks": "Everything Stacks!",
diff --git a/src/locales/ko/splash-messages.json b/src/locales/ko/splash-messages.json
index 6cf7ce050b7..1e89713ccde 100644
--- a/src/locales/ko/splash-messages.json
+++ b/src/locales/ko/splash-messages.json
@@ -1,5 +1,5 @@
 {
-  "battlesWon": "전투에서 승리하세요!",
+  "battlesWon": "{{count, number}} 전투에서 승리하세요!",
   "joinTheDiscord": "디스코드에 가입하세요!",
   "infiniteLevels": "무한한 레벨!",
   "everythingStacks": "모든 것이 누적됩니다!",
diff --git a/src/locales/pt_BR/splash-messages.json b/src/locales/pt_BR/splash-messages.json
index 55c0b1b9e74..237b0f21202 100644
--- a/src/locales/pt_BR/splash-messages.json
+++ b/src/locales/pt_BR/splash-messages.json
@@ -1,5 +1,5 @@
 {
-  "battlesWon": "Batalhas Ganhas!",
+  "battlesWon": "{{count, number}} Batalhas Ganhas!",
   "joinTheDiscord": "Junte-se ao Discord!",
   "infiniteLevels": "Níveis Infinitos!",
   "everythingStacks": "Tudo Acumula!",
diff --git a/src/locales/zh_CN/splash-messages.json b/src/locales/zh_CN/splash-messages.json
index 4d2d208edfd..24981513afe 100644
--- a/src/locales/zh_CN/splash-messages.json
+++ b/src/locales/zh_CN/splash-messages.json
@@ -1,5 +1,5 @@
 {
-  "battlesWon": "场胜利！",
+  "battlesWon": "{{count, number}} 场胜利！",
   "joinTheDiscord": "加入Discord！",
   "infiniteLevels": "等级无限！",
   "everythingStacks": "道具全部叠加！",
diff --git a/src/locales/zh_TW/splash-messages.json b/src/locales/zh_TW/splash-messages.json
index a25e7dab97b..60b03549c2f 100644
--- a/src/locales/zh_TW/splash-messages.json
+++ b/src/locales/zh_TW/splash-messages.json
@@ -1,5 +1,5 @@
 {
-  "battlesWon": "勝利場數！",
+  "battlesWon": "{{count, number}} 勝利場數！",
   "joinTheDiscord": "加入Discord！",
   "infiniteLevels": "無限等級！",
   "everythingStacks": "所有效果都能疊加！",
diff --git a/src/ui/title-ui-handler.ts b/src/ui/title-ui-handler.ts
index 67a4f7260e6..25cae6e5f06 100644
--- a/src/ui/title-ui-handler.ts
+++ b/src/ui/title-ui-handler.ts
@@ -3,11 +3,14 @@ import OptionSelectUiHandler from "./settings/option-select-ui-handler";
 import { Mode } from "./ui";
 import * as Utils from "../utils";
 import { TextStyle, addTextObject, getTextStyleOptions } from "./text";
-import { getBattleCountSplashMessage, getSplashMessages } from "../data/splash-messages";
+import { getSplashMessages } from "../data/splash-messages";
 import i18next from "i18next";
 import { TimedEventDisplay } from "#app/timed-event-manager";
 
 export default class TitleUiHandler extends OptionSelectUiHandler {
+  /** If the stats can not be retrieved, use this fallback value */
+  private static readonly BATTLES_WON_FALLBACK: number = -99999999;
+
   private titleContainer: Phaser.GameObjects.Container;
   private playerCountLabel: Phaser.GameObjects.Text;
   private splashMessage: string;
@@ -72,8 +75,8 @@ export default class TitleUiHandler extends OptionSelectUiHandler {
       .then(request => request.json())
       .then(stats => {
         this.playerCountLabel.setText(`${stats.playerCount} ${i18next.t("menu:playersOnline")}`);
-        if (this.splashMessage === getBattleCountSplashMessage()) {
-          this.splashMessageText.setText(getBattleCountSplashMessage().replace("{COUNT}", stats.battleCount.toLocaleString("en-US")));
+        if (this.splashMessage === "battlesWon") {
+          this.splashMessageText.setText(i18next.t(this.splashMessage, { count: stats.battlesWon }));
         }
       })
       .catch(err => {
@@ -86,7 +89,7 @@ export default class TitleUiHandler extends OptionSelectUiHandler {
 
     if (ret) {
       this.splashMessage = Utils.randItem(getSplashMessages());
-      this.splashMessageText.setText(this.splashMessage.replace("{COUNT}", "?"));
+      this.splashMessageText.setText(i18next.t(this.splashMessage, { count: TitleUiHandler.BATTLES_WON_FALLBACK }));
 
       const ui = this.getUi();